Regular readers of this blog will be aware of the ‘Red-Mist’. This is not the sight red Hoof Hearted T-shirt appearing from the low cloud but a state of mind that takes Malc to a parallel universe. It speeds up time and has been pushing ‘Hoof Hearted’ up the rankings… So we thought we would describe how the process manifests itself:

‘Red-Mist’ process:

1. Two or three groups will be spotted ahead
2. The gaze narrows
3. The pace quickens
4. Suggestions that the group look like they are in our category start to be made
5. The pace quickens further
6. The group are greeted, thanked, asked if they are OK
7. The group are then passed and left bewildered
8. The pace quickens further
9. The process is then repeated from step 1 until the finish line is crossed.